I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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