So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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