Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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