oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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