Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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