There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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