Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
