this will be a night to untag.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
