thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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