Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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