Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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