ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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