Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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