What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize