Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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