I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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