is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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