Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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