I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.