Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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