eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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