He uses pillows to masturbate.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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