stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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