would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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