It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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