He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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