i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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