didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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