Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
