Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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