Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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