So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
why is half of my head shaved?
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