He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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