Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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