you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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