if you like me you must not know who I am
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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