Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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