She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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