did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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