I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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