Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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