haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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