My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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