I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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