This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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