do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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