he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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