I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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