If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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