dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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