Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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