What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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