I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
