I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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