i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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