My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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