no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
did you just send me my own nude
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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