awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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