Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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