i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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