Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Did we literally take a cab across the street
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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