this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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